Someone's got too much time....

Sent by the Funky Aunty

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,

The Allergists voted to scratch it and
The Dermatologists advised against rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but
The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and
The Obstetricians stated they were all labouring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;
The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", while
The Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and
The Radiologists could see right through it!
The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and
The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and
The Cardiologist didn't have the heart to say no. So in the end
The Proctologists left the decision up to some arse hole in the administration.

That's some play on words. :o