Semen

From Merriam-Webster Online.
Semen : viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands



Haha. Funny. Not.
And no, spit or swallow is not something that is discussed, children. Same way a gentleman does not discuss who his latest fuck was.

For some reason I get a flashback to when I was about 19 and doing my coursework for a law degree. There was this girl in my class. Petite, Chinese, very fair skinned, quite pretty.

And one day she turned up with a small vial of what *looked* like semen. Claimed that it was from her boyfriend and she used it on her face. And that it worked.

Good grief, we weren't sure
(a) if she was serious
(b) if she was possible deranged
(c) if the stuff stunk to high heaven, because lord knows that all biological material decomposes incredibly fast and although we didn't want to go near her enough to smell her skin, I was kinda hoping we'd see some (ahem) adverse reactions.


Strange, the way memories are triggered.