3:32 am

Of men, farts and skidmarks

What is this thing about men, farts, and skidmarks? Based on Acidman, Catfish and Velociguy, it's something that middle-aged men take pride in. I think.

Actually, no..... that's not true..... I remember a network administrator in one of the first few companies I worked for. We were at a staff retreat. And at night, everyone was hopping in and out of everyone else's rooms to see what was going on.

And Clarence had rolled down his tighty-whities, stepped out of them (you know how some guys are!!) and left'em on the bathroom floor. That's what greeted me when I peeked into the bathroom. A set of rolled down undies with great swathes of skidmarks.



Hullo? Clarence? Enjoy your skidmarks and moments of pride in private?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that account is just awful. I've always abhored tighties, whether trhey were white (or yellow!!!). Give me boxers or a man who goes commando anytime :)

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

which is worse? that clarence wore tighties? or he had skidmarks? lol

true account, nevertheless.... happened in bintan when i was with imark. the women bitched about clarence's skidmarks for weeks thereafter!