Dipshit

No matter how much money one has, some Singaporeans fully embrace the concept of the Ugly Singaporean. Had this woman to-day who wanted to withdraw a part of her hubby's investment policy. Partial surrender, they call it. For SGD25,000.

That's a lot of money. But dipshit wanted it in a cheque form and wanted it in 2 hours.

Hullo? Which company in their right mind is going to give you that kind of money in 2 hours? Layers to go through, signatories to sign off, checks and balances in place to ensure they the system isn't abused. We are an insurer after all. Think your bank would give you back your money in 2 hours? Try 2 working days minimum.

Dipshit didn't believe me, even when I told her I'd checked with senior officers. Insisted that she speak with a manager. Yeah, the higher you go, the more fuss you kick up eh? Think it'll make a difference?

What makes you so fucking special? Tell me? If that's the comapany's legal stipulation, what makes you think we'll break it for you? You're rich? So are thousands of other buggers who've invested with us.


People! Sometimes I just want to bitchslap them back to whatever fucking village in China they originated from.