One up!

Seems like an evening of horrible articles. On to the ridiculous!

"A German woman laid waste to her family home by setting fire to it as she tried to kill spiders in a garage with a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter..... Police in the western town of Zuelpich said that when the aerosol failed to finish them off, the 34-year-old woman tried to burn them with the lighter. However, this set the area she had
just sprayed on fire and the blaze spread to a hedge."

Finally!
Someone who freaks out even more than I do when it comes to sipders! Not very bright, admitedly, but freaks out more!