Toilet courtesy

Speaking of current place of employment - this goes out to the anonymous co-workers who fall under the following categories

TP wannabe
- this would be you, the one who doesn't know how to aim for the paper bin. You scatter toilet paper all over the goddamned place. Didn't your momma teach you right? Sometimes the paper doesn't even look used. It's just..... piled..... Do you do the same at home? Have someone wipe your ass for you so much that you don't know how to use the toilet paper?

Turds
- this would be the person who shits bricks. I swear, you need fibre in your diet. Stop bloody eating whole cows. I can smell your residue from OUTSIDE the door sometimes. And we're not talking cubicles here.

The Baldies
- Ah! This one would be strictly women. How do I know? Because the strands are long. L. O. N. G. I've seen them too. The ones who stand in front of the mirror, head tilted to one side like a retard, vacuous look in their eyes as they run their fingers through their hair. If people could develop hairballs, I'd like to stuff one down their throats. Made from the hair they've considerately left all over the wash basins.


Damn - I hope they get something that gives them a rash up their asses.