Crazy

The weirdest thing happened this morning.

I was fast asleep, I'd been up the whole night before with a book and it was about 8.30am. Way too early to be awakened by a phone call. But it looked like it was an overseas number and I was worried that it was the MasterChief, so up I got, phone grabbed, and a sleep "hello" murmured.

I rememeber the conversation well. Allow me to sort of replay it for you :

Me : hello
*silence*
Me : hello
*silence*
Me : hello
*silence*
Me : Who is this?
Caller : WHO ARE YOU?
- I was extremely pissed by now. I am SO not a morning person; coupled with ill manners and the voice was extremely hostile..... well.... I was about to explode -
Me : You called me, who the hell are you?
Caller : YOU ARE IN SINGAPORE, CORRECT?
Me : Who the fuck is this?
Caller : YOU FUCK MY HUSBAND, CORRECT?
Me : Fuck off, bitch, I don't know you or your stupid husband.
Caller : Fuck you. You a slut! slut! sl....

Major WTF here!
I hung up on her, in mid chant. I lay back in my bed, furious at this stranger who'd disturbed my sleep. Livid as all hell. Curiously, it registered that her accent was local. She sounded like a China mainlander. or possible a Thai. Singapore came out as Sin-Gak-por.

To boot, my current number is on a pre-paid card which I'd only purchased about 5? 6? weeks ago. No one, and I mean NO ONE has it except my mom, a couple of Aunts, very close friends (MBA) and the MasterChief.


If I were a man and married to a harridan like that, holy crap, I'd be snuggling up to someone else too.