Oh. My. God.
If this man was to be symptomatic of the human race's weird-shit factor, we're in deep fucking doo doo. Good thing he's not.
Bugger tells friend that if his favourite rugby team wins, he'll cut his dangly bits off. Said team won. Friend insists it's not a bet. Bugger cuts his testicles off himself with a pair of blunt wire cutters. I kid thee not.Geoffrey Huish, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the op using a pair of blunt wire cutters, says the Sun. Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to tell fellow Wales fans what he'd done. Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice. They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital - but surgeons could not sew them back.
Why on earth did he do that? It's not as if his team lost, yes? I don't have dangly bits but I crossed MY legs when I read the article.
Ouch doesn't even begin to describe it!
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Hi Fiona,
I found you via BlogExplosion, and man I am not feeling at all well after reading Out - an understatement.
Stupidity doesn't come close to describing this guys actions. I won't even try.
He musta had some big ones...
This is Darwinism at work in the microcosm!
I came in via BE also. The guy was probably high or something. What he did was freaking insane.
Gentlemen - it's things like this that made me shake my head :o and yes, Locksley, I think he must been on *something* that night too!
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