So soon?

- RANT ALERT -


It's only Monday.

And lo! My dick of the week has already been chosen. Thank you, Terri, for being a total asswipe of an agent. You call me, with no details, only a name, and expect me to pull out of my ass (i) policy details (ii) relevant contact person amongst thousands of staff and (iii) all done in 10 seconds to boot.

You whinge and whine like a genuine bootlicker, eager to kiss the ass in front of you, and equally eager to stab the one behind you. You, who are also in the frontline, become a petulant, sulking child when you cannot get want what you get. This, in spite of the fact that as the company's insurance agent, you have access to the same database as I do. And view the same customer data. Your lazy ass would rather call a line meant for customers, instead of using 2 fingers to key in your password. And then gripe when asked for all sorts of questions like Do you have his ID number? Can we have an address for verification since we have multiple customers of the same name? How about his birthday? Can I have *any* information for verification of which customer you want?

I draw upon the arcane knowledge of my childhood, Terri, as only one curse will suffice for a man of your stature and graciousness. I am sincerely hoping your dick will grow gangrene and fall off, as you are not a man in word nor deed and will therefore not have need of the requisite organ. Your lips will catch all manner of veneral diseases from the assholes you puker up to, but that's ok. All part of the job for you.


My week will be a breeze, after you, so thank you.