Haha - what a hoot!
Liza has found Maxim's list of things Men need to know about Women. Even if you consider yourself an expert on how to twist us women around your little finger, go have a read. It's highly entyertaining :)
My faves?
# 99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.
- Holy shit, you would not believe how true this one is. Not my legs but... well... other sensitive areas. DON'T ASK.
# 95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world
- You would be the biggest fucking dork in the entire multiverse, my libido would plunge to a negative gazillion
# 69. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.
- Don't give us a reason to get curious. we WILL find it. lol.
# 60. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay faux pas.
- This I don't get.... I enjoy manhandling *BigAssGrin*
# 35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.
- Believe it. If I have more testorone in my little toe than you have in your entire body, walk away.
The rest were more truisms than entertainment. From around #25, it wasn't funny anymore, just realizations on the differences between men and women. Still, a little reminder won't hurt. There are a lot of people out there who will take this list seriously..... Just remember to communicate - women like to talk. And be yourself.
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5 comments:
In re: #99
The companion to "don't ask" is "don't tell."
;-)
I never take any lists in magazines seriously, unless it's written by a doctor.
My husband needs to read number 60. Its only been 11 years already! Quit being so darn grabby, lol!
Dittos on comunication with your partner if you don't have that life is sucking.
Peace
Rich, my lips are sealed. lol.
rob, s'all in the name of enetrtainment :)
damn marie, I feel for your boobies, especially if you don't like grabiness. *wry grin*
Greg, I really REALLY dig the communication. It's like a mating of the minds first, before the bodies even get a whif of each other.....
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