Top this, stupid.

I'm sorry, I made a mistake. This is more stupid.

The 20-year-old woman called the police station about 3:15 a.m. Saturday, asking where she could buy marijuana, authorities said. The dispatcher, after repeatedly telling the woman it was illegal to sell and possess marijuana, then told her that police had some of the drug in the station's evidence locker.

Yes, buying drugs from the cops. Best place to get it. You can hand over your nosh, get arrested, then jailed, all in one go. No need to actualy TAKE the drugs. Just a go-straight-to-jail card from the duty officer. Excellent. Well thought out.


Wait, this woman is supposed to be a university student....... WTF?