Literally

These fuckers, no pun intended, cannot seem to live the livestock alone.

MESA, Ariz. - A deputy fire chief is on paid leave following his arrest in alleged bestial acts with his next-door neighbor's lamb, authorities said. Maricopa County sheriff's deputies took LeRoy Johnson into custody at his Gilbert home on Saturday.

Johnson, 52, was booked on three misdemeanor charges — disorderly conduct, trespassing and public sexual indecency, authorities said. He was released from jail on his own recognizance Sunday.

Johnson, a 26-year veteran, is in charge of the fire department's communications, mapping and records management.

Believe it or not, that's the entire article. Unlike the previous one I posted, which had witty comments by the animal's owner.


Someone explain to me the attractions of doing an animal's butthole?