7:42 am

Early morning


And I am at work and logged in by 7AM.

Just went to the loo.... I'm sleepy and don't expect surprises. But someone's left skid marks in the loo. Weird skid marks. Off to one side and very far forward. As I sat down to piss, I was thinking Why so far forward? Did they try to pile their shit? Was their ass too small and did it therefore slip forward on the toilet seat?


Random thoughts, just thought I'd share.

2 comments:

animalfamily said...

this is the first post i surfed today so now every other post will have to beat this one.

i get mad crazy when i don't hear from the man too. but hey, we choose the man, we choose his profession.

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Hey Toots :)
Your'e always welcome.
And sorry - first post being a poopy post may not be... erm... appropriate lol.

Yes, absolutely right. No cause to complain. I was happy with the previous sporadic communication. But none at all is tad much.