WTF ass moment

Thought an early night would be good.

To-day's shift brought us, staff, a bountiful choice of idiots and morons. Everyone was competing to see who had the best asshole. No one won. All were equally horrendous. We were all tired when we left at 11PM - couldn't wait to leave.

But I can't sleep just yet. Because of this article :

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.....

..... Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

OH Kay.
How many of you have had really bad bathroom breaks? You know the ones.... the rare, vein-raising, eye-popping movements when you break a sweat just to rid yourself of this gigantic piece? How many of you have had anal sex? Which is, yes, painful. How much girth are we talking about, in comparison to a frickin' lightbulb?

So the man is up and moving. He says he feels a pain. Did he sit down? Did he jog around his cell? Why didn't it break in his anus? How did "they" even pry his butt hole open enough to insert a light bulb? And pusy it in, without breaking the glass. Did he have prior practice with fisting? From Pakistan? Heh. I doubt it.


How am I going to sleep after this? All giggles and mental images aside, I mean? lol.