12:07 am

Just say hello


Men of the world. Please.
Don't ever use pickup lines when you try and get friendly.

The creep alert just winds up about a gazillion notches when you do.

In addition, the tendency to laugh in your face gets overwhelming. Especially when you say things like Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.



Don't say you haven't been warned.

4 comments:

Frances D said...

I think I would wet my pants laughing if someone said that to me.
Great post.
Found you on BlogExplosion.
Take care,
Frances

Anonymous said...

Pickup lines usually have the opposite of the intended effect. :)

Greg said...

Damn and I thought I was the only one to use that line. LMAO!!! I have to be honest I was just me when I use to try and pick up a woman. Thank god I don't have to do that anymore:).

Peace

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

JEM, welcome. Happy you found something interesting enough to comment on!

Hi Paul.
I hate pickup lines. lol. Fortunately, I'm not very "approachable" and don't endure them often.

Greg, your wife might find it entertaining, eh? :)