9:14 pm

Especially for you

Well, I finally uploaded the images from my camera.
Wanted to share with you this AMAZING pciture, taken from one of the toilets in my company's office.





Isn't that magnificent?

The woman who pees on the seat in that stupid half-crouch position. The man who dribbles and hasn't learnt to shake himself off. Oh yes, I can tell if it's male or female pee from the pee's position on the toilet seat.

Then there's the meat-eater who doesn't believe in vegetables and therefore stinks up the toilet with enough poison gas that I can smell it from OUTSIDE. The idiot girl who leaves her hair clogging up the sink. The retard who cannot throw away the used tissue in a bin that's wholely a foot long. Oh, and there's this especially stupid fucktard who threw her napkin into the toilet bowl, fully unfurled. The list is endless!


They are many things, but sign readers they are not.....


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

SANITATION Fiona !!!

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Paul,
If I ever catch any of these filthy buggers red handed, I am going to thump'em!