Buns of steel, amongst other things...

We all joke about buns of steel.
But this one chap.... and this one women..... well, they certainly deserve it!

An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.

Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rectum during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.....

.....Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.

Dammit! What happens if the hairs on his arse catch the trigger! Are they going to wrap the bloody granade in shrinkwrap or something? OR SOMETHING. GEEZ! Did she shave? How did they get themselves stretched THAT much? More importantly, however did they sit down?? What happens if the act of sitting triggers the granade? Golf ball? Didja think how wide a golf ball is???


Oh my word!