10:54 pm

Should I be proud?

Heh. When I saw this, I just HAD to do it.

Champion Cusser
You are 72% capable of making other people's ears hurt!

So, how'd you do?
I'm in awe, since you're clearly not afraid of a little rough language! At the same time, you don't go completely mad with it, and I'm guessing you know when to hold your tongue so people don't want to punch you. Which is awesome, since being beaten up is such a drag anyway.

You might pull out the swear words - and you might know the various slang fairly well - but you probably also appreciate that its use is mainly just to show that you mean business. What occasion, I hear you ask? Well, some people find talking dirty arousing. Sometimes swearing can be helpful in looking tough when one of those hoodlum-types approaches you. Using some language on your boss may also be effective in stirring things up, but maybe that's just me.

Either way, be careful, as getting your timing wrong can result in getting fired, or sleeping alone for the next month. Use your good judgement!

Good judgement? But of course!
I can still be taken out in public, y'know.....

2 comments:

EuroYank - Virginia Hoge said...

Before I was self-employed and used to have a boss, I did the shouting bit because as normally happens, the worker knows more about the job and what works and does not than the boss. But then my ears started ringing and I forever became self-employed. Now I only talk to myself, but my ears stopped ringing!

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

EuroYank,
My ears are.... a little deaf. lol.