1:05 pm

Doh! Not real!

Oh good grief. This reinforces the statement that an individual is fairly intelligent. But the herd? Ha! A collective IQ of -149.


A toy black leopard left lying in a footpath sparked panic in a Chinese city.

The 3ft stuffed toy scared pedestrians and caused a traffic jam in Xiamen city. A witness told Xiamen Daily: "Dogs were scared and passers-by were running for their lives. Some of them ran into traffic, causing a back-up."Eventually, police officers Arived with an armed anaesthetist from the local Haicang Zoo.

"After observing for a while, we saw the leopard was stationary, so one of the officers gingerly went ahead and touched it. Then we realised it's a toy," said a police spokesman
Does this look like a real Big Cat to you? I can understand dogs running away but people? Especially if said Big Cat remains motionless for .... ever?



Cute though, eh?

2 comments:

Unknown said...

My favorite memory of China is watching the country bumpkins attempting to use an escalator for the first time in their lives.

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Shellac,
An escalator I can understand.... but this?
*shakes head*
Dude, there's just no excuse for this one.