Old men who act like boys. Not Interested!!

On chat, with someone new.
I don't think he'll last very much longer with me.
I totally lose interest if I find out you're not on my mental level.
I REQUIRE someone smarter, faster, more experienced than me.
(Perhaps it is good I am single. I realise I'm quite picky. But quality over quantity, I say!!)

Guy : i met a filipina on wednesday night
Me : oh really?
Guy : she likes to drink witch is a plus. dont know if she is a sub
Me : good for you
Guy : truelly i would love to get u
Me : lol
Me : you talk to me like yuo want me but you can tell me about women you have met?
Me : you don't see something wrong with this picture? lol
Guy : what would u like to know
Guy : i know she likes to get drunk witch i like
Guy : she is about 5 foot
Me : so why *do* you like drunk women?
Me : and you completely missed my point!
Me : lol
Me : amazing.
Guy : its great sex
Guy : help me out
Guy : they open up when they drink
Me : let's just say subtleties are not your strong point, ok?

It went downhill from there as it transpired that he
(a) wants me as a friend
(b) wants to have a relationship with me
(c) wants to talk to me about other women.

Wtf is that? You want to do me but talk about fucking other women as well? How many women do you talk to, like that? Do they all take it with grace? I certainly won't! I'm not part of the bloody herd!And besides, it's EXTREMELY UNGENTLEMANLY.


I'm going to go get reacquainted with my dildo tonight.
*rolls eyes*