You know what's been on my mind the last few days?
What has more fat content?
2 heaped teaspoons of fine granuled sugar?
Or 2 heaped teaspoons of low-fat condensed milk?
Leading to.... can I lose weight in a month?
Shit, I'm in trouble.
My mother, the woman who has not worn a smidgeon of makeup her entire life, went out looking for full length evening dresses. A FULL LENGTH evening dress. For my brothers wedding. And me? Oh no, I've been told my simple long black dress won't do now.
Oh boy, I have to go shopping. Argh. Do you have any idea what this entails? ARGH! It's like shopping for prom night all over again, which I never did, come to think about it... oh yeah, I tailored all my dance dresses.... damn!
Back to the present. I have to juggle now. Sister in law seems to come from a pretty traditional, fairly conservative family. So there are certain things I've been asked not to wear. Like a totally all-black outfit. Or have outstanding cleavage. As it is, I've held off doing my third tattoo. Mom says Wear some red if you want! They' might appreciate it as it means good fortune! Huh? Is this Chinese New Year all over again? :o
I'm pretty aggravated. I have to go shopping now.
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3 comments:
Haha, as I predicted that night over dinner. LOL. I can go shopping with you! :P
Thank goodness I've a red dress to wear to the wedding.
Babes,
I canNOT believe how incredible fortunate I am :o Can't believe it's all done!
BTW, the sugar has NO fat. Was this a trick question?
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