Fuckers, all of them.

- RANT ALERT -

I have a bone to pick with my HR department.

Oh, I knew they were all fucking bimbos from my scarce interaction over the last three years, since I was on contract with the employment company. But my god, how do these people get hired? Now my interaction is personal, dirxct and I am slowly simmering....

First up, they take 6 fucking weeks to get my my staff pass. SIX FUCKING WEEKS people. To print, inhouse, a staff pass. Ok, I am already using my own pass so I can let this slide. Easy to let this go because I am not directly impacted. But a taste of things to come.

Then, I get an email asking me to complete my OJT. Which is ridiculous because I have been doing this since Nov 2004. I completely ignore the email and my boss steps in and says Are you aware Fiona's been with us for three years? Only now she's agreed to be converted? No need for OJT! And the reply? No, we didn't know. God damned ass wankers. My staff code is so fucking old. How the fuck did you get to be HR if you can't notice details?

And today. Another fucking beaut encounter. Last night, I was on the overnight shift. I replied to an email from HR asking if the forms I had submitted were the right ones. Seeking clarification. In response to THEIR email. Overnight shift. Reply to their email at 4am. And this morning, they call at 10am. Obviously I would be sleeping. I answer the phone groggily. Girl identifies herself. I tell her in obvious displeasure "I'm sleeping, I was on the overnight shift last night. What can I do for you? And she fucking giggles. GIGGLES. What the fucking shit is that? No apology either! And the reason she calls? To tell me the form is correct but to fax them a copy as well. Holy fucking shit, could this not be replied to in the god damned email?

ARGH!

ARGH!!

These people are in charge of staff interaction? 3 separate women, 3 clear indications that they have their fuckig heads up their collective asses? I know HR can be notorious, but this bad?


Oh, I am going to come down like a ton of fucking bricks the next time.... throw a hissy fit as only customer service professional knows how.


UPDATE
I was at work today. Idiot HR Girl actually replied to my email. What the fuck is that? Why the phone call then??? GGGgrrrrrrrr!!!