5:06 pm

Why.....

.... do men shower so quickly?

How do you get clean in such a short period of time? On chat with my german buddy from SL and ten minutes, my quickest if I'm bloody late, is quick to him. For a woman. (
Bernie will flip! haha)

But yes, showering and men.

Is it a job to be done, so you get it done as quickly as possible? Do you enjoy your showers, oh men of the world? How about when you need to get really clean, would you break out the scrubs and loofahs? How about a hot date, would you take your time and make sure everything was spick and span?

I think, for me, I enjoy my showers......

I like the feel of water running over my skin. I like how smooth everything is when I've scrubbed down. If I had a "rain" showerhead, I think my shower times would increase. lol. There's something incredibly sensuous about water and nekked skin :o


Oh well.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I ALWAYS make sure the... equipment is well maintained. I do that first. And then I wash up, and then I clean the equipment again. And I dry off, use some Gold Bond, and I'm out. Shit shower and shave are usually under eight minutes.

Now if someone else is... maintaining the equipment, I can stretch it out. But never more than fifteen minutes in the shower.

Greg said...

The three S's (shit ,shower ,shave) can be be and and should be done in 10 minutes. Yes we are clean when it is done. LOL

Peace Greg

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Og and Greg,

I am just amazed. All consensus seems to point to the fact that straight men don't shower for more than 10 minutes.....

I am truly shocked! lol