Misguided worth in an age of irony

It's been 2 weeks.
My nose is still ... well... let's just say I'm used to tasting my own snot now.
*resigned*

But I'm betting you didn't pop by just to hear me say THAT, did you? Har har. You're popping by for the weird bits of news, yes? no? Really? Doesn't matter, here we go....

Woman auctions her virginity.
- that's the headline

ebay declines to host, so auction is hosted at a brothel
- where her sister works.

Erm. So....one sister a virgin, one sister in vice. c'mon.... even if you're a waitress! in a brothel? I'm having a hard time believing the sister sticks to serving drinks! Is anyone else amused by the vast disparity of it all? Virgin in question hopes bids will go up to a million bucks. Good god. It's there in the article. lol.

Dearie!! Even an old, decrepit lecher paying for a 9 year old, astrologically blessed virgin, born under an auspicious sign when the moon is waxing gibbous, is not going to pay a million dollars.


She's going to come down to earth really hard when the auction goes through....