I blame Eric. Really, I do.
He ponders the life changing question of whether one might subsist on "cheddar cheese and water for a year or two". Which immediately lead me to think of farting. Which lead me to more information on farting I could ever want or need.
Oh gods.At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?
A gentleman is most likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder", and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.
Hilarious, and yet... so SO distrubing...
Natural introvert, learned extrovert.
About Me
- Fiona Kathleen Hogan
- Testy, cynical and Eurasian. I won't play well with you if you have no bloody common sense. All comments & emails sent me become fodder for my blog.
My radio stations!
Special mentions
My alter ego
Kitty Greatness
My Betters
Information that won't save my life
More stuff that won't save my life.
Go on - explore!
Blog Archive
Powered by Blogger.
3:52 am
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
Forget farting. If he's eating that much cheese, he's going to be totally stopped up anyway. :P
-Omega
Omega,
I wouldn't recommend this diet especially for me... You're going to end up tasting horrible! ;)
*men!
I meant men!
... bhwhahaaahha..... you just have to love the internet!..
Eric
Eric,
It triggers the weirdest things! Good Stuff!
Post a Comment