2:08 am

Of measurements, and the French!

Heh, why do they always do surveys like this?

The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.

The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long ccondoms, about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.

I know it's these contraception companies that need the info. But they seem to pop up every year. Do men really need to be measured so regularly? I mean.... humankind as a species will evolve, but every year? And since when were the French so well endowed? Still... amusing for us women.


By the way, it's not the length that matters but the GIRTH!


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Girth? Finally, someone who appreciates the good things.

Pitiably, they don't make.... er, devices that can be comfortably worn by the diameter endowed. It's like trying to put both legs into one pant leg.

Anonymous said...

Ms H
You are absolutely right.
And the word "girth" is so precise, obviously apt.
Next time, I shall use this word rather than the wrong ones that I have been using.
thank you.
You are clever.

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Og and MMTWGR,

I've always believed in girth. :D