erm. why?

:o
Before I go.... I found this short article.... too good not to post!

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA! Hilarious! I hope they don't catch him :)

So.... why is it a concern, oh shop owner? I think the thief has a great sense of humour! I wonder how he blows them up? Does he take a small air pump with him? Can you imagining some guy.... huffing and puffing... all out of breath... and then trying to fuck the doll? lol.


Oh me, oh my....