Conversation during smoke-break veered towards getting the Filipinos to teach us to swear in Tagalog. Which lead us to "I wonder if we can convert fuck you up the arsehole?" amongst much giggling; which lead to the topic of constipation, which lead to ass hairs.
Apparently my colleague didn't know we all have hairs on our asses. Or rather, for women, a delicate, light, silken strand or two around a certain puckered region. Really? We all have ass hair? I didn't know! I shall get my husband to check mine for me later! I'm laughing.... and yet... I'm begging silently that she won't tell me how the inspection went. lol. I mean, I know for a fact so I don't really need her confirmation, eh?
Ah, late night conversation... what wonderful entertainment!
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The Ogwife claims I have loads of fuzzy ass hair.
Ass hair has a specific purpose, and that is to act as a lubricant to keep the cheeks from chafing, and also to prevent the sticking of excreta to the cheeks, so to speak.
More than even I wanted know, certainly.
Og,
Why did your wife tell you about your asshairs? lol.
ergh... and... erm... aren't all the bits and bobs supposed to come off :o
You couldn't have dingleberries without having ass hair. Just in case you don't know, a dingleberry is the little ball or wad of toilet paper that gets rolled up in the aforementioned ass hair. You usually don't discover them until your next shower! ;-) TMI?
JimBob
JimBob,
Alas, I DO know what dingleberries are. Much to my dismay, I might add! lol. And no, to answer the unspoken question, I don't have'em either!
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