How much is too much?

Was just thinking of make up.

Don't get me wrong, I hardly ever use any. At most, 3 times a year haha. :D But.... there are women who can't live without it? And this is fine, and good, and everyone has their own preference.

Now, what I'm really thinking about it is those women who wear makeup so thick it looks like paster of paris. You know the sort? The type that smears foundation so thickly that you can actually recreate cheek bones? And lips? And eyebrows?

I'm a'thinkin' : how do they go to bed? When they wash off all that stuff? How do they date? lol. I mean, you go out with some nice unsuspecting man, you hit it off, eventually he'll kiss you, and find his lips sinking into your lipstick? Or how about even further down the road? What does a man do when he finds himself invited to stay the night and rediscovers your true face in the morning? Does it then become like the proverbial guy who chews his arm off instead of waking you?


I mean, really.... it fair boggles the mind :o