Wow, life purpose revealed

The latest email sent me from match.com :

You got a lovely smile.I love it.Your smile on this pics tells a whole lot about you. As a matter of fact looking at your pics i could write a book based on your smile. Presently, I'm kinda like wondering if are you an overdue book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you! Then I guess you must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you. Wow, I must confess you bear a striking resemblance to my next girlfriend. Are you sure that we haven't met somewhere in a past life? Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind! For you must be the reason for global warming because you're hot. You know what would look great on you? Me.lol. I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels. And by the way did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I sure know when God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you .Are you sure about your name? You must be Gillette because you're the best a man can get! I swear if you were a booger, I'd pick you. If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!!!!!

I have yet to see this particular individual's profile, but I am tempted to delete the email *right* Did he spend his entire life searching the internet for all these cliches? I mean, good grief. Don't know if I should laugh or cry lol OK, so I guess I'm laughing!


I have some really basic needs. Bras. Books. Movies. I think that's about all it would take to make me a happy camper. I work so I can sustain these 3 things! :D BUT FIRST OF ALL. FIRST! Appeal to my mind. If you can't do that, you're history.




So? Should I write back? *shakes head*




UPDATE : 
I believe the man just compared me to a bloody BOOGER?
Wow! Real smooth, Mr Cliche!!

bwahahahahahhaa... I am thinking... No. No thanks.