WTF - ass prank gone awry

Just a quick post before I hie off to bed. No, I just couldn't leave this one alone.

A man was rushed to hospital in Britain with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom, an ambulance service spokesman said.

It is thought that the 22-year-old could have been trying to imitate a scene from "Jackass : The Movie", a controversial film featuring a series of edgy pranks.....

.....A spokesman for the North East ambulance service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding." He is nnow recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.

All I can say is wow.
How big was the firework? He shoved it up his ass? Really? Did he think he had a rectum of steel or something? Is he shitting bricks all the time, to make his ass impervious to pain? Or fireproof? Holy crap, I hope he loses his ability to father kids too. He shouldn't be allowed out without supervision and he shouldn't be passing his magnificant stupidity on to his progeny.


After all, stupidity is mostly inherited, eh?