Personality piggy

Found at Draw a Pig.
Apparently, if you draw a pig, they can tell what your personality is like. I see. Ok. I drew the pig.


(1) Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Absolutely. I'm a hard-assed, practical woman.

(2) Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
Absolutely. I can't stand pussyfooting, office politics or blatherers. I'm polite, but to the point.

(3) With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.
Bullshit. I used to be a professional planner. Plus I'll only take educated risks. I plan for outcomes I can see.

(4) With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
Absolutely. Holy crap, can I be anal about things. Much to the chagrin of an ex who was mentally all fluffy. We didn't last very long.

(5) The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better. You drew large ears, you are a great listener!
Absolutely, one of my best traits. Unfortunately, it's also accompanied by a pretty good memory for all the worst things you say.

(6) The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail. Absolutely. Or it would be, if the MasterChief were in SG. And if he put his thorough knowledge of knots to good use.

Actually, all jokes aside, it's one of those generic thingies but good as a time waster though. I didn't bother to go through the gallery, but they seem to have stored all the previous piggies drawn.


Link stolen from Velociman.