Guiding instructions

Just came out of the bathroom.
And whilst I had my pee (yes, thanks, feel like a new woman!) I remembered something I read somewhere.

"Never pass up a chance for a fuck or a pee", said a father to his son.

Now, I have no comment on the fucking, since everyone has their own views on sex, but the peeing? Hell yeah! Always pee whenever you can, as often as you can!

When I used to run teams of my own for work, I'd always exhort "drink more water! go fill your tumbler. drink more! drink more!" Because they'd inevitably be younger than me and on their first job, or first serious boyfriend, or family, parents, whatrever.... I'd talk to them of all sorts of things, apart from work.

I remember one day in my last job, one of the girls asked me about orgasms. Heh! So I did a quick surf, printed out teaching material, then spent an hour huddled with them telling them all about Kegel exercises, and orgasms for men and women. We had our own operations room and when my then-boss walked past, he waved because ... well, I was doing a staff briefing, wasn't I?


Drink more water! s'good for you!