Subliminal

Heh! Talk about a subliminal desire to have what you know you cannot get. It's a short story so I'll post it in full here.

"A toothless man has been arrested for stealing toothbrushes. Acording to O Dia newspaper Ednor Rodrigues, 32, was filmed on CCTV taking 7 toothbrushes from a supermarket in Ribeirao Preto, Brazil. When he was approached by the police he tried to deny the robbery, even showing the officers his toothless mouth. He finally admitted to the robbery, he said: "I don't know why I did it."I know it is a stupid thing to do, I have no teeth, what was I thinking?"

You know what I find strange? That he's toothless at 32.