Fiesty

By the way, when I'm 93 I want to be like her.

I've only ever hit a man in his balls once. Just once. No, I didn't get all drunk and giddy and embark on some pseudo power trip.

Eons ago, when I used to club like crazy, I was out on some dance floor somewhere with a bud. We were 2 women, just enjoying good beats, when this irritant came dancing his way up to us and ground his pelvis into my left ass cheek (funny how certain memories are bloody sharp, eh?)

Every time my back was turned, up he'd come. My bud would point him out but if I turned around, he'd spin and pretend to dance away. We swore at him, shouted at him, but he must have thought it was the greatest damned joke ever. Bugger must've rubbed up against me approximately 5-6 times. Yes, the 2 of us were exceptionally pissed.

So I watched him out of the corner of my eye, weighed up distance and tuned my body to the appropriate angle. And when he started to rub, I lifted my arm and swung it downwards as hard as I could. Guy was about my height. His groin was at the perfect height for my balled fist - which swung with the weight of my shoulder behind it in a perfect pendulum and hit him dead square. Perfect hit, as far as I was concerned.


Yes, he went down. Stayed down too. For quite some time, I recall.