8:59 pm

Smoke

Heh - a smokeless ciggerette.

It's actually a damned good idea. At work I always smoke alone - because when smokers gather ina little group, everyone walks away reeking. I'm a woman - I want to smell good. I don't want to smell like an un-aired disco.

Actually had a colleague, once, who asked me why I stood the way I did when I smoked. Because it was the smoke, dah-ling. You stand and feel for wind direction, then blow the smoke away in the same direction. Giggles all around, true, but the next time we had a smoke break, you had about 3-4 women all facing the same way.



Hilarious!

4 comments:

Sparkling said...

There's something to be said for sensible smoking...

Anonymous said...

I'll definately give them a go when they're available. It's got to be better than those tampon shaped fake cigarettes you get which look rediculous when you stick them in your gob.

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Sparkling - sensible smoking? what a great phrase. lol

And to my anon commenter..... tampon-shaped fake ciggies? oh bloody hell. do they even work considering that they sound hideous?

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

*wry grin*
Robert, I suspect there's more of us than we realise. We're just too anti-social to recognise it.