Weird news round-up

Normally, there'd be separate posts, with my 2cents worth of comments. But I'm sleepy after all that bloody food.

Dog eats a g-string
What the hell was the owner thinking? If you have a big dog and he eats "anything that isn't nailed down", don't you think leaving skimpy underwear around wasn't the best thing to do?

Wife left at patrol station
Holy crap - if the MasterChief did this to me, all hell would break loose. Fortunately, he's a darling and I have full faith that he would never be this stupid.

2 straight men to marry
Marrying for tax benefits? At least they have a sense of humour!


Might have time to pop by the Carnival of the Cats before my eyelids get all droopy :o