1:25 am

Mmooooo

Sorry - I take it back.

It does not suck to live along the equator.

It does, however, suck when your eyesight is so bad you miss the gun target of a frickin' COW at close range. From inside your shed.

Now. We don't have cows in Singapore. The closest most people come to cows here is freshly ground gourmet beef you get from the deli. But I think I know enough about cows to tell that they're L A R G E animals. Correct me if I'm wrong. Somebody. Anybody. Please?


Nah, didn't think so.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! A solicited correction request! I think it's bated versus baited here: http://2vamp.blogspot.com/2005/10/whew.html - but cows do tend to be largish... ;-) ;-)

Anonymous said...

Damn - the Aussies DO have mini cows!

http://www.minicowswest.com/

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Yes, JimBob, I know cows are fairly large fuckers. It was meant to me.... rhetorical :o