Fucktards

May I introduce you to Mr W?
Who seemed to empitomize the worst of Singaporeans?
Who called i at bloody 8.30PM, expecting the whole fucking world to drop their trousers and kiss his toes?

If you need a quotation so urgently, just to compare prices, then you should have done it earlier. IF you had a personal net worth of, say, a million, and IF I were your personal banker? Then yes, you expect that sort of service. But IF you want to comparison shop and IF you threaten to take your business just because the office is closed at fucking 8.30PM, then yes! Take your business elsewhere.

One of these days.... OOoooo.... just one of these days..... I would LOVE to tell it to a customer straight when they spew their trash. Give it straight to'em in every single swear word I could find. Curse'em until the CRM platform bursts and the lines crash.

Knew this guy, regional director for a very VERY respectable pharmaceutical firm. He was doing account servicing. Just another form of service, right? One day, I was off on a rant after a really bad day. And he was great! He joined in! haha. And I could never think up anything as nasty as this guy and his buddy, ANOTHER regional director, thought of.


What.... you didn't know that's what all service professionals live for? :)