Problem area

My tummy is my weak area.

No, not because I'm fat, which I am. But it's a problem area, as in, I cannot eat the wrong food or I go all poopy. I can guarantee you I'll get a reaction in half an hour. You can time me on it. But tonight.... damn, I must be more tired than I thought after Monday's fucked last-minute roster switch and 3 nights of interrupted sleep.

The more tired, the more susceptible, yes?

I broke my own damned record.
I hadn't even finished my noodles when the rumbles broke out. My mom was home, she has never believed that my tummy was THAT sensitive but shit (no pun intended), it was a jog up the stairs, a dash past my startled mom to grab my roll, book, towel; and then it was blissful farting and blessed poopiness for about 20 minutes.

A lazy shower and a long cool iced water later..... feel like a brand new woman.


That wasn't too much information to handle now, was it?