Bewildering

Amazing.
A man can break his own dick after all.

A man was told he'd 'broken' his willy after he got randy with his wife.

Adam Shaw was having a "quickie" with his wife Niki when he fell out of bed and screamed in agony. Niki, 31, grabbed a bag of frozen peas to ease the swelling as Adam's manhood ballooned to the size of a cucumber - and his testicles to the size of a coconut. He was rushed to hospital where doctors told him: "It's broken". He had an operation to mend the injured organ reports The Sun.

Adam from Camborne, Cornwall said: "I never knew you could break it - but I found out the hard way. It was agony." Niki added: "He'll just have to be a little less energetic in future."

Erm.
Pardon me.
But would you be able to define "less energetic" please?

Was it in the middle of action? Was he fooling around on the bed? Did he suddenly elevate his position or something? I'm just thinking about the basic principles of leverage and breaking points, here.... How strong are your muscles anyways? Like the legendary Thai shows where they hurl out pingpong balls from their coochies? Or do you just have insides of steel?


Because, from a woman's point of view, if it breaks in the middle of sex, that's just bewildering.