3:53 pm

Idiots

I have to confess..... I'm quite particular about a lot of things, including the people I hang out with, and the men I date. (or should I say *have* dated?) But the point is this : if you were this stupid, I'd never go out with you.

What did he do? Well now, in the interest of winning a wager worth about 10 British pounds, he swallowed a knife with an eight inch blade, eight nails, two spoons and a couple of clothes pegs.

You get fearsome metal things like knives and then you move on to spoons and clothes pegs? CLOTHES PEGS??? C'mon! What is UP with that? Where's the fun if you do damned clothes pegs? How macho is that, eh? What happened to the rest of the knives in your kitchen? Bread knives are good for this kind of shit!


Bah. Idiots.

8 comments:

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Hi Paul. Isn't it amazing how foolish some people can get?

Still, more fools means more entertainment for me. And better hopes for mankind. lol.

Anonymous said...

I agree that some fools are the source of entertainment Fiona, but some of them piss me off too ! :)

Anonymous said...

That's really stupid...but good for humor.

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Paul, I confess that the unspeakably stupid do aggravate me beyond words.

Hi TJ, hopefully this chappie find his way to the Darwin Awards soon....

Anonymous said...

Here I was wondering what a kliot was! ;-)

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

eh?
Sorry, JimBob - what's a kliot? Do I have an unpardonable typo somewhere in my post? ;P

Anonymous said...

I think it's an effect of the typefont and kerning - rn might look like 'm' in some fonts for example... or possibly id might look like kl.. ;-) I might need new glasses also!!

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Ach, JimBob. :)
I was just teasing.

You should blog, JimBob. I'm dying to find out more about you. lol.