Made my day!

Late shift, slow call volume + system down.
Wahey! Surf time!

And these articles made my day :

There was the man who tried to open a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer.
- You get a Darwin, my friend, for raising the quality of humanity. Just a wee percentage, but every bit counts, eh?

Then there were these four jokers took turns to leap in front of cars, just to catch the drivers' expressions on film.
- Please, do it more. Don't get caught. Just get squished. THEN you get Darwins too.

Also, the man who claimed that using the company's PC to surf for child porn, and getting caught, infringed on his rights.
- Your rights? The only right you have, you scum bag, is to have your arse torn apart by prison inmates, whom I understand have a special hell for evildoers like you.

And last, but not least, the Japanese man who made 37,760 silent calls.
- The least stupid, but possibly the most scary. This man used his cell to dial up to 900+ calls per day. That's one every 1.6 minutes. That's one hellova issue he has.


Still, good entertainment, eh?