5:04 pm

Wankers, the lot of them.

No, I'm not swearing, and it's not what you'd expect from me normally :)


Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.

Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/ AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on Saturday.

"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.


All fun aside, something serious to point out :
Have you any idea how hard it is for a woman to finger herself in front of someone? Or use a toy? Now take that, and put her in a room full of strangers.

For some reason, masturbation is private for a woman. STILL private, in this day and age. Having an orgasm requires a certain amount of letting go. Even in a normal, private context. So I cannot fathom going in to a room and having people around me all going at it :o

There's a reason it's sometimes used as a punishment (or an enticement, depending on your viewpoint) in BDSM. The sheer excitement of being made to do it, the thrill of being a toy with no say in the matter. That's the exciting part. The punishment is if you're made to do it in a room full of clothed people. That's the punishment. Quite possibly, you have to be there to understand it.


Anyways. Masturbating for educational purposes. Novel idea.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, I would go see something like that if they were demonstrating the "faucet trick" - otherwise forget it!

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

JimBob, are we talking about female ejaculation here?

Anonymous said...

Must book flight to Heathrow.

Anonymous said...

Civilization is slithering from the sublime to the ridiculous ! A pox on it ! :)

Anonymous said...

Still a private thing for men too. At least for older farts like moi. As to a man being "punished" by being forced to masturbate in public against his will -- I don't think that would ever work. Blood flows in wrong direction.

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

TJ, perhaps you could start something in your neck of the woods? *chuckles*

Paul, sometimes I wonder at the boundaries of good taste.

Winston, blood flow is always crucial, eh? Still, I wonder at the articles (rare, but still around) of the man who's made to orgasm against his will.....

Anonymous said...

.. people completely amaze me... they really do...

Eric

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Hello Eric. A rare comment from you. I'm flattered. *chuckles*

Barry said...

An English friend of mine had what is, I believe, the definitive comment on this event:

"What's all the excitement about? It's just a shed full of tossers in Clerkenwell... or, *another* shed full of tossers..."'

Indeed.

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Barry, I believe it's the excitement of doing it so openly.

Then again, I don't know what Clerkenwell is like so perhaps it's an old idea around that area? *amused*