1:28 am

Joke of the day

This just made my day (or night, since it's the overnight shift for me :o s'a short one, so I'll post it in full.

A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign. "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters. "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.



Gotta love it.


PS - you do know these things don't work, right?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh the shame of it Fiona ! This guy will be the butt of a lot of jokes from now on . :)

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

I laughed my ass off at thie one, Paul. Hilarious!