5:21 pm

I wonder.....


.... if you're about to fart, and there is no one around, would you reach behind and gently lift one butt cheek (or perhaps both) apart so you'd get a smooth, unhindered fart? Would this be considered a weird habit?

Just.... wondering out loud, sort of thing....

7 comments:

Elliot said...

I have attempted this action, with humerous outcomes. Instead of the usual "pfffffffft" sound, its more like "ppppooohh!"

Fun time, cheers for reminding me.

Fucking BS said...

I just open up my legs wide. With or without people around. Then I cup my hands around the fart so that I can smell it before releasing it like a beautiful dove to the rest of the world.

Anonymous said...

Why wait until there's no one around? I understand this is the preferred method in the Whitehouse these days. They even have contests for best, loudest, messiest, longest, etc. But they no longer do it when Bush is there since he always got very pissed because he never won. He can't even fart good...

Anonymous said...

If you are laying on a couch, sometimes you can lift one cheek and manipulate it and make "talking" sounds.

Has to be a good long fart, though.

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Gentlemen! I shall endeavour to try everything!

Except... perhaps... smelling my own fart :I

Anonymous said...

Naw, spread the cheeks by just cocking my leg a bit for a 'clear channel'. No reach-around required.

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Ah, JimBob.
But if you reach around, the wee puckerhole is encouraged to open up!