Shit, dammit.

That was the face I made this evening.

:o

Off to dinner at changi village, no smoking in the dining areas, yes? So I step out for puff. There's a bench and it looks clean. I bend down for a closer look.... good... good... no bird shit on the bench, no litter aound the group, there's a breeze blowing... Ah! looks like a good spot for a smoke!

I sit down, the evening is cool, the food was good, my smoke is tasty. And all of a sudden, I feel a plop on my thigh. I feel it; there wasn't any sound or anything. I thought it was water from the trees (it's been rainy these days) but noooo..... argh! It's B I R D S H I T !

That's right.... some stupid bird decided to take a dump as it snoozed. It's 9PM in the evening, for crying out loud.... And a huge honker of a dump it was too. About an inch in diameter. Shit splatter in three places. I went home with half of the front of my shorts wet after washing. The epitome of Cool, no?


Upside? I was told I should go buy a lottery ticket tomorrow. Heh.