I want! I want!

Right, I am drooling over my next holiday.

Been at work, two off days in 10 shifts. It is The Shits right now. I am so buggered I intend to sleep this afternoon once I get back.

It's a problem when management has it's head up it's arse when it comes to rostering... and even worse when the one doing the roster is an ex-call centre staff. You're supposed to know what it's like! And this crap is after two amendments already!

But yea, verily, like all ass-kissers... he forgets now that he's a Manager and doing fuck-all.

So. I have spent this last shift slacking. And I have decided. I am going back to Ko Samui and THIS TIME I will be staying on the west coast so I can laze on the beach as the sun sets. MMMmmmmm..... bliss!

That little red oblong at the bottom of the island is where I was last year. It was beautiful, yes. But this time, I think I shall be going to the Rajapruek Samui Resort. It's not the Four Seasons, but I don't need that sort of luxury. It seems like a decent 3* property and at their rates, I can book the beachfront bungalow ALL for myself. Facing the setting sun. Lazing in tranquility. With my own private terrace for sunning. :o Perhaps even overcome my misgivings about the bad/deadly traffic and explore the offroads on my own rented moped.

Just imagine... 2 hour breakfasts, sunbath, perhaps lunch... MASSAGE... sunbath... dinner with fantastic sunsets.... bath... SOAK... bed. Dude, repeat for 6 days. ARGH!! I want to go now! Now, I tell you! Alas, I cannot go until May, once our annual policyholder statement has been released and the dust settles...


Shit, I'm pissing my pants in anticipation. lol.