Cat got your tongue?

If you want to use large words but insist on mumbling softly, don't bloody expect me to be patient with you throughout the entire conversation. Your fake vocabulary cannot hide that fact that you don't know what you bought when your idiot questions funish me with proof.

If I keep on saying "I beg your pardon?" and you pause for a long time repeatedly, my patience with you is going to wear thin.

If I say to you "just a moment, allow me to turn up the volume of my phone" and you still sound incomprehensible, there's something wrong with YOU, not me.

Customer or no, you're going to have to learn to speak properly.

Just like everyone else.

Fucktard.