6:40 am

Welcome to the jungle

... the office is absolutely silent
... it's about 6am
... neither of our radios are on
... all you can hear is the humming of the CPUs and aircon units
... I am trying to rectify an issue for a customer
... suddenly all my main platforms shut down.

You will then hear the cry of the wild office worker in the deafening silence of an empty office : AAAAAAaaahhhhh! Fuck you, Powermax. No, no! No really. Fuck you.

Ah, the joys of web based platforms, cheap ass companies, and giving the contract to your son in law. I swear, I think we're this guys only clients.

1 shift down. 2 more to go!